Money Gag Gifts
My cousin Lenny is so poor he'd have to buy water to cry with, I mean to tell you. Pepper's done lent him more money that I just kissed goodbye before giving it to him. So I said to him, "Got any ideas for Pepper's Gag Gifts" and right away he says "What about Money Gag Gifts?" and he mentioned that money toilet paper and such. So here it is! Lenny's contribution to Pepper's Gag Gifts but don't be expecting him to buy anything... he's got the money for window shopping but I hope you got some buying dollars on ya!