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Waiting for the Perfect Man Figuirine

Price

$29.65

Item #

58888

   


Where's Mr. Right Anyway?

Now, Pepper ain't gonna lie to you. I got me a cousin who is so ugly that she'd run a dog off a dang meant wagon... but she ain't given up hope! She is still waiting on that there perfect man. That's why Pepper dun like this old statue-thangy so much... it reminds me of cousin Bertha... and she going me waiting a long dang time for Mr. Right... cos she ain't right... but Pepper will save that story for another day... but get this cute old Waiting for the Perfect Man statue for the desperate and not so desperate as a great gag gift!

Pepper gotta tell ya... there ain't no such thang as one of them there perfect men anyway but I ain't here to do bubble bursting if you get my drift!

Additional information:

Width Height Length Material
4.0" 4.5" 5.25" Resin

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