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Commitment to Your Privacy
Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used.
The types of personal information we collect include all the information entered on the Order Form pages: shipping and billing name and address, email address, phone number and credit card information. We collect this information from you using the Yahoo! Store hosting and backend services.
Uses of Information
We use the information you provide when placing an order to complete that order. We also share this information with related third party catalog companies as well as outside parties that help complete your order such as our call center and fulfillment center. If you wish to remove your name from third party catalog rental list, please send us an email.
We use aggregate information to better design our website and to share with potential business partners. For example, we may tell a potential partner that X number of individuals visited a certain area on our website, or that Y number of people from a certain zip code purchased certain items, but we would not disclose anything that could be used to identify those individuals.
We may contact you from time to time regarding your order status or about products or specials that we think you may be interested in. If you do not wish to receive these notifications, we will honor your request not to send them to you.
We use return email addresses from your email correspondence to us to answer the email we receive. Such addresses from your correspondence are not used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties.
Protecting the privacy of the very young is especially important. For that reason, we do not collect or maintain information from our online store from those we actually know are under the age of 13.
To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, we have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online. We use secure servers to protect all of your personal information including your name, address and credit card information. Our checkout process uses industry-standard SSL encryption to ensure the privacy and security of your information. (Please remember that no data transmission over the Internet, or by other means, can be guaranteed to be 100% secure.)